LOL certified ROAR! a permit or pass isn't a certified anything.
a "professional" what? TOO FUNNY. Professional ignorant opinionated bully! or is it a certified idiot?
a "professional" jackass? a certified jackass?
Now you claim to be "certified" by the USFS...SO FUNNY - a certified chainsaw wrangler? by the USFS? hmmm a certified tresspasser? a certified arsonist? a certified menance? Just what did YOU do to cause the USFS to press charges against you or resort to a civil action in the state court?