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    Default Warning Blonde joke

    A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to
    hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started
    canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went
    to the front door of the first house, and asked the
    owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

    "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my
    porch," he said, How much will you charge me?

    The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

    The man agreed and told her that the paint and
    everything she would need was in the garage.

    The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her
    husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the
    way around the house?"

    He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?

    The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting
    to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been
    getting by e-mail lately."

    A short time later, the blonde came to the door to
    collect her money.

    "You're finished already?" the husband asked.

    "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over,
    so I gave it two coats."

    Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the
    $50.00 and handed it to her.

    "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch,
    it's a Lexus."
    Last edited by canuk; 09-06-2007 at 01:49 PM.

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    Default Re: Warning Blonde joke

    I told that one around the lunch table the other day and got some laughs............... Thanks.

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    Default Re: Warning Blonde joke

    Hey kent... glad to see your still around.

    My girlfriend had a good laugh and she's blonde.

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    Yup, my GF is blonde too and so am I, well, at least what ain't turned gray...... Just a couple of dumb blonds I suppose.

    Good to see that you made it over as well. Looks like most of the old "crew" is here.

    Here's another dumb blonde joke:



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    Default Re: Warning Blonde joke

    Can't really make out the picture ( joke ? ).

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    Default Re: Warning Blonde joke

    The joke?

    It's me, in my office, in front of my computer screen.......

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    I figured that was what it was but can't really see the picture too well.

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