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    Canuk walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Canuk said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

    Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Canuk what he had. Canuk said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Canuk to wait in the examining room.

    A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Canuk what he had. Canuk said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Canuk a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Canuk to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. an hour later the doctor came in and found Canuk sitting patiently in the nude and asked Canuk what he had. Canuk said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?' Canuk said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
    I suffer from CDO ... Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!!

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    funny boy ..... LMBO

    The same thing happened with a load of Shakes.
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    It seemed like a cute diversion.
    I suffer from CDO ... Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!!

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    Cute alright .... why I should ..... to the moon ...
    "" an ounce of perception -- a pound of obscure "
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    At least you didn't have a problem with naughty pine.
    I suffer from CDO ... Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!!

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    Hmmmm.... me thinks you folks will need a room together......



    "Life does not go by the book, we learn as we go along".

    You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
    If it doesn't move and should, use WD-40.
    If it shouldn't move and does, use the Duct Tape.


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    come on now give poor ole canuk a break now.


    ohhh by the way did you hear about when canuk went to the lumber yard and asked to buy some 2x4s and they asked how long he would need them and he replied "for a long time we are building a house"

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    LOL .... another funny boy

    actually that's a good one havana my friend..... LMBO
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    Quote Originally Posted by havanagranite View Post
    he replied "for a long time we are building a house"
    LMBO!!!

    For the record, this wasn't meant to be a Canuk roast, good things just tend to happen.
    I suffer from CDO ... Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!!

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    LOL... thats really funny one spruce...
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