Canuk walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Canuk said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Canuk what he had. Canuk said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Canuk to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Canuk what he had. Canuk said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Canuk a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Canuk to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. an hour later the doctor came in and found Canuk sitting patiently in the nude and asked Canuk what he had. Canuk said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?' Canuk said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'