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    Canuk walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Canuk said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

    Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Canuk what he had. Canuk said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Canuk to wait in the examining room.

    A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Canuk what he had. Canuk said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Canuk a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Canuk to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. an hour later the doctor came in and found Canuk sitting patiently in the nude and asked Canuk what he had. Canuk said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?' Canuk said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
    I suffer from CDO ... Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!!

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    funny boy ..... LMBO

    The same thing happened with a load of Shakes.
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    It seemed like a cute diversion.
    I suffer from CDO ... Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!!

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    Cute alright .... why I should ..... to the moon ...
    "" an ounce of perception -- a pound of obscure "
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    At least you didn't have a problem with naughty pine.
    I suffer from CDO ... Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!!

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    Hmmmm.... me thinks you folks will need a room together......



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    LOL... thats really funny one spruce...
    Jack Nelson

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    LOL for Shingles! You got me here!

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    Have you guys ever thought of taking your act on the road?

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    Just goes to show that there's always room for a little fun in a professional environment. It helps us keep our sanity.
    I suffer from CDO ... Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!!

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