***, I never thought that giving your opinion on an issue would end up with so many board members poking fun
If we're good for nothing else, we're good for a little fun once the question has been answered. OP asked, everyone offered, now it's the fun part. BTW, you'd have to be familiar with forum history to understand the staple gun and caulk comment. There is a point at which things become absurd, and that's when you'll see the most comments in that direction.
I suffer from CDO ... Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!!