This old house owner found himself alone at a bar late one night. As he sat there, a....um....“lady of the evening” came by and sat down next to him. She put her hand on his thigh and whispered seductively in his ear, “Baby, for $200 bucks, I’ll do ANYTHING you want...”

The old house owner thought for a minute and said, “$200 bucks...., huh? Would you paint my house?”