Construction Site
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy,
"You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says, "You're in
charge of shovelling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of
supplies."
He then says: "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you
guys to make a dent in that there pile of sand."
So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, and when he returns, the
Pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian, "Why didn't you
sweep any of it?"
The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I Gotta no broom. You say the
Chinese-a guy that a he was in-a charge of-a supplies, but he no here,
he hasa disappeared and I could no find-a him."
Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks, "Didn't I leave you in
charge of shovelling, why didn't you shovel?"
The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, ye did, lad. But I
counno find meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese guy in charge of
supplies, but I counna fin' that lad either."
The foreman is really angry now, and yells, "Where in hell is that
Chinese guy?"
Just then, the Chinese fellow jumps from behind the pile of sand and
Yells.....
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"SUPPLIES!!!"