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  1. #11
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    I was minding my own business when this guy asked me "What's it like being self employed?"

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    I'm going to name my TV remote 'Waldo.'

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    All plants are edible, but some are only edible once.

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    I don't have anything to post but enjoyed reading others post.

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    poison oak,

    Keep the one line jokes coming...even though many folks here don't show a sign that they enjoy them.

  6. #16
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    if your going to post countless jokes like this group them toghether into one post at a time or ill shut this thread down.. i am one of two active moderators here at toh

    hate to say it, if you want to up your post count yer gonna have to earn it
    fire up the saw and make some dust

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    What do you call two guys hanging inside the window?........................................... .................................................. .................................................. ...........

    Curt & Rod!

  8. #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by jkirk View Post
    if your going to post countless jokes like this group them toghether into one post at a time or ill shut this thread down.. i am one of two active moderators here at toh

    hate to say it, if you want to up your post count yer gonna have to earn it
    Sorry. Didn't realize it was wrong to post that way. Are you asking for all jokes to be in one post and a new thread for later jokes?

  9. #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison Oak View Post
    Sorry. Didn't realize it was wrong to post that way. Are you asking for all jokes to be in one post and a new thread for later jokes?
    For general jokes, keep it to one thread. Post multiple one liners together, "story" jokes can have their own posts.

    Just so you know, other than being able to post pics/links, and such at 25 posts, there is no reason to try to bloat your post count.
    I suffer from CDO ... Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!!

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    WHY OLD PEOPLE DON'T GET HIRED!

    Job Interview:

    Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

    Senior Citizen: "Honesty."

    Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

    Senior Citizen: "I don't really give a $hit what you think."

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