A plumber was replacing some plumbing fixtures in the kitchen of this multi million dollar house, when the lady of the house came into the kitchen wearing something from Victoria Secret's catalog and hinting to the plumber to follow her to the bedroom.
He did.
After they finished, she whispered: how about coming back here on Sunday, when my husband will be out of town again?
The plumber looked stunned: SUNDAY ??!! on my time?