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    Two framers were nailing plywoods.

    The first framer pulled nails from his pouch, sometimes nailing them and sometimes throwing them away.

    The second framer asked: "hey, why are you throwing away half the nail?"

    "I tell you, said the first framer, when I pull a nail out, if it points towards the house, I nail it. But if it points towards me, I throw it away."

    "You idiot said the second framer. If it points towards you, it's supposed to be nailed on the other side of the plywood."

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    That the good one. Like it. I hope they have bag full of nail...lol

    Thanks for sharing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dj1 View Post
    "I tell you, said the first framer, when I pull a nail out, if it points towards the house, I nail it. But if it points towards me, I throw it away."
    Common problem with the cheap nails made in China that you get from Home Depot, the heads are on the wrong end.
    I suffer from CDO ... Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!!

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    Default Re: Two Framers

    thats an old one.. also told as a "blonde" joke on a habitat for humanity site ... those nails are for the other side of hte house
    fire up the saw and make some dust

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    That is a old one. I remember that from the Three Stooges.
    Of course with that statement I have just dated myself.
    John

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnjh2o View Post
    That is a old one. I remember that from the Three Stooges.
    Of course with that statement I have just dated myself.
    John
    Not if you go by the movie just released!
    I suffer from CDO ... Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!!

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    John and Jkirk, all jokes are recycled.

    They say that a good stand up comic is a person who remembers funny jokes while the audience foregets them.

    Spruce, good one...

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    LOL Thats a good one!

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