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Board: Home Improvement Jokes

Q: What did the window say to the door?
A: What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the pane!

But, seriously, folks, we're looking for the funniest home improvement jokes ever. Tell us your joke! It might get published in our magazine! Please provide your first name, last initial, city, and state, too.

  1. Community Joke Thread

    Started by Poison Oak, 01-27-2013 07:05 PM
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    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 12,881
    09-27-2013, 08:04 AM Go to last post
  2. Work Ethic

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-12-2016 02:11 PM
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    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 1,110
    03-20-2016, 09:34 PM Go to last post
  3. Coworkers

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-24-2014 02:43 AM
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    • Replies: 20
    • Views: 2,757
    03-03-2016, 11:26 PM Go to last post
  4. Stupid Codes

    Started by Fencepost, 11-02-2012 11:48 PM
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    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 7,745
    06-23-2014, 02:05 AM Go to last post
  5. Plans

    Started by A. Spruce, 05-11-2010 02:38 PM
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    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 3,422
    08-30-2011, 01:07 AM Go to last post
  6. Question waterheater elements

    Started by jmartin, 12-05-2009 04:25 PM
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    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 2,968
    03-09-2010, 04:30 AM Go to last post
  7. Doctor Visits

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-25-2008 02:58 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    fun things, humor, joke
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 4,852
    09-16-2011, 09:28 PM Go to last post
  8. Concrete Finishing 101

    Started by A. Spruce, 12-20-2011 11:17 AM
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    1 2
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 5,069
    04-04-2012, 07:48 AM Go to last post
  9. TOH Alum Get Together

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-23-2014 12:22 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 4,670
    03-24-2014, 07:43 PM Go to last post
  10. Where are the jokes?

    Started by dj1, 09-17-2015 11:06 PM
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    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 1,326
    07-06-2016, 09:57 AM Go to last post
  11. Sign on electricians truck

    Started by Sparkywire, 01-18-2008 11:24 AM
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    1 2
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 5,308
    02-23-2012, 07:52 AM Go to last post
  12. A dog in a bar

    Started by dj1, 10-02-2015 08:25 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 1,970
    03-22-2016, 12:01 PM Go to last post
  13. Custom Construction

    Started by A. Spruce, 11-21-2015 01:40 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,658
    05-15-2016, 12:03 AM Go to last post
  14. Important OSHA Warning on Ladder Safety

    Started by A. Spruce, 11-04-2007 02:28 PM
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    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 5,103
    06-01-2008, 12:25 AM Go to last post
  15. Final Fix

    Started by danstrider, 05-25-2012 01:17 PM
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    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,208
    07-20-2012, 05:34 AM Go to last post
  16. Job Site Safety

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-04-2012 02:34 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,744
    09-06-2012, 05:39 PM Go to last post
  17. Two Framers

    Started by dj1, 04-25-2012 01:23 AM
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    1 2
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,871
    08-31-2012, 04:14 PM Go to last post
  18. New Toolbelt Accessory

    Started by A. Spruce, 04-27-2013 02:11 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,964
    05-08-2013, 09:11 AM Go to last post
  19. A. Spruce Construction Company is now hiring

    Started by dj1, 03-04-2016 02:27 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 718
    03-07-2016, 12:23 PM Go to last post
  20. Ceiling Leek ... HELP!!!!

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-05-2011 06:49 PM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 3,317
    09-16-2011, 09:26 PM Go to last post

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