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Board: Home Improvement Jokes

Q: What did the window say to the door?
A: What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the pane!

But, seriously, folks, we're looking for the funniest home improvement jokes ever. Tell us your joke! It might get published in our magazine! Please provide your first name, last initial, city, and state, too.

  1. Question waterheater elements

    Started by jmartin, 12-05-2009 05:25 PM
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    03-09-2010, 05:30 AM Go to last post
  2. Plans

    Started by A. Spruce, 05-11-2010 03:38 PM
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    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 3,385
    08-30-2011, 02:07 AM Go to last post
  3. New Scam! Beware!

    Started by A. Spruce, 01-13-2010 10:28 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 3,223
    09-18-2012, 04:08 AM Go to last post
  4. Funny Home improvement video

    Started by spork_or_foon, 10-22-2009 02:54 PM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 7,086
    12-25-2013, 06:59 AM Go to last post
  5. Ceiling Leek ... HELP!!!!

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-05-2011 07:49 PM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 3,300
    09-16-2011, 10:26 PM Go to last post
  6. Important OSHA Warning on Ladder Safety

    Started by A. Spruce, 11-04-2007 03:28 PM
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    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 5,080
    06-01-2008, 01:25 AM Go to last post
  7. Doctor Visits

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-25-2008 03:58 PM
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    fun things, humor, joke
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 4,813
    09-16-2011, 10:28 PM Go to last post
  8. The Plumber and the Brain Surgeon

    Started by dj1, 04-28-2012 12:48 AM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,798
    12-09-2012, 10:36 PM Go to last post
  9. You Can Do It!

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-28-2012 03:08 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,920
    08-31-2012, 05:15 PM Go to last post
  10. The Homeowner

    Started by dj1, 08-17-2012 10:00 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,269
    10-04-2012, 03:29 PM Go to last post
  11. Job Site Safety

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-04-2012 03:34 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,722
    09-06-2012, 06:39 PM Go to last post
  12. Cutting Plywood

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-30-2012 12:54 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,792
    09-30-2012, 05:43 PM Go to last post
  13. Community Joke Thread

    Started by Poison Oak, 01-27-2013 08:05 PM
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    1 2 3
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 12,798
    09-27-2013, 09:04 AM Go to last post
  14. DIY Electricity

    Started by A. Spruce, 02-04-2013 03:28 AM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,400
    02-05-2013, 02:23 AM Go to last post
  15. New Toolbelt Accessory

    Started by A. Spruce, 04-27-2013 03:11 PM
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    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,932
    05-08-2013, 10:11 AM Go to last post
  16. Latex paint thinner

    Started by 67drake, 06-03-2013 07:26 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,222
    06-03-2013, 07:26 AM Go to last post
  17. TOH Alum Get Together

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-23-2014 01:22 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 4,640
    03-24-2014, 08:43 PM Go to last post
  18. Door Repair

    Started by A. Spruce, 06-20-2016 03:15 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 688
    08-06-2016, 10:34 PM Go to last post
  19. Where are the jokes?

    Started by dj1, 09-18-2015 12:06 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 1,237
    07-06-2016, 10:57 AM Go to last post
  20. Clocks

    Started by Fencepost, 06-09-2016 03:44 PM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 195
    06-12-2016, 02:59 AM Go to last post

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