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Board: Home Improvement Jokes

Q: What did the window say to the door?
A: What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the pane!

But, seriously, folks, we're looking for the funniest home improvement jokes ever. Tell us your joke! It might get published in our magazine! Please provide your first name, last initial, city, and state, too.

  1. Question waterheater elements

    Started by jmartin, 12-05-2009 04:25 PM
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    • Replies: 14
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    03-09-2010, 04:30 AM Go to last post
  2. Plans

    Started by A. Spruce, 05-11-2010 02:38 PM
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    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 3,058
    08-30-2011, 01:07 AM Go to last post
  3. New Scam! Beware!

    Started by A. Spruce, 01-13-2010 09:28 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,882
    09-18-2012, 03:08 AM Go to last post
  4. Funny Home improvement video

    Started by spork_or_foon, 10-22-2009 01:54 PM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 6,087
    12-25-2013, 05:59 AM Go to last post
  5. Ceiling Leek ... HELP!!!!

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-05-2011 06:49 PM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 3,144
    09-16-2011, 09:26 PM Go to last post
  6. Important OSHA Warning on Ladder Safety

    Started by A. Spruce, 11-04-2007 02:28 PM
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    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 4,867
    06-01-2008, 12:25 AM Go to last post
  7. Doctor Visits

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-25-2008 02:58 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    fun things, humor, joke
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 4,591
    09-16-2011, 09:28 PM Go to last post
  8. The Plumber and the Brain Surgeon

    Started by dj1, 04-27-2012 11:48 PM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,306
    12-09-2012, 09:36 PM Go to last post
  9. You Can Do It!

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-28-2012 02:08 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,709
    08-31-2012, 04:15 PM Go to last post
  10. Two Framers

    Started by dj1, 04-25-2012 01:23 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,459
    08-31-2012, 04:14 PM Go to last post
  11. Tools

    Started by A. Spruce, 05-12-2012 01:38 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,181
    05-13-2012, 01:27 PM Go to last post
  12. Final Fix

    Started by danstrider, 05-25-2012 01:17 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 1,947
    07-20-2012, 05:34 AM Go to last post
  13. Innocent plumber

    Started by ralphtaylor, 06-29-2012 06:36 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,472
    08-17-2012, 07:44 AM Go to last post
  14. Job Site Safety

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-04-2012 02:34 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,256
    09-06-2012, 05:39 PM Go to last post
  15. Cutting Plywood

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-30-2012 11:54 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,455
    09-30-2012, 04:43 PM Go to last post
  16. Stupid Codes

    Started by Fencepost, 11-02-2012 11:48 PM
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    1 2
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 6,753
    06-23-2014, 02:05 AM Go to last post
  17. Coworkers

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-24-2014 02:43 AM
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    1 2
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 1,546
    09-25-2014, 03:34 PM Go to last post
  18. Twss

    Started by Sombreuil_mongrel, 09-25-2014 09:06 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 989
    09-25-2014, 01:53 PM Go to last post
  19. Ouch!

    Started by Sombreuil_mongrel, 09-25-2014 09:16 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,580
    09-26-2014, 01:33 AM Go to last post
  20. Paint for the DIY First-timer

    Started by Mastercarpentry, 03-26-2015 01:31 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,273
    03-27-2015, 06:05 PM Go to last post

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