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Board: Home Improvement Jokes

Q: What did the window say to the door?
A: What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the pane!

But, seriously, folks, we're looking for the funniest home improvement jokes ever. Tell us your joke! It might get published in our magazine! Please provide your first name, last initial, city, and state, too.

  1. Community Joke Thread

    Started by Poison Oak, 01-27-2013 07:05 PM
    3 Pages
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    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 11,158
    09-27-2013, 08:04 AM Go to last post
  2. Stupid Codes

    Started by Fencepost, 11-02-2012 11:48 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 6,862
    06-23-2014, 02:05 AM Go to last post
  3. Funny Home improvement video

    Started by spork_or_foon, 10-22-2009 01:54 PM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 6,231
    12-25-2013, 05:59 AM Go to last post
  4. Important OSHA Warning on Ladder Safety

    Started by A. Spruce, 11-04-2007 02:28 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 4,880
    06-01-2008, 12:25 AM Go to last post
  5. Doctor Visits

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-25-2008 02:58 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    fun things, humor, joke
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 4,627
    09-16-2011, 09:28 PM Go to last post
  6. Concrete Finishing 101

    Started by A. Spruce, 12-20-2011 11:17 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 4,079
    04-04-2012, 07:48 AM Go to last post
  7. This Old House

    Started by JacktheShack, 09-07-2007 03:23 PM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 3,987
    09-07-2007, 08:39 PM Go to last post
  8. Sign on electricians truck

    Started by Sparkywire, 01-18-2008 11:24 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 3,933
    02-23-2012, 07:52 AM Go to last post
  9. TOH Alum Get Together

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-23-2014 12:22 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 3,849
    03-24-2014, 07:43 PM Go to last post
  10. My deck's bigger than your deck...

    Started by Alfetta159, 09-11-2007 07:45 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 3,655
    09-11-2007, 09:14 PM Go to last post
  11. Ceiling Leek ... HELP!!!!

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-05-2011 06:49 PM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 3,161
    09-16-2011, 09:26 PM Go to last post
  12. Plans

    Started by A. Spruce, 05-11-2010 02:38 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 3,093
    08-30-2011, 01:07 AM Go to last post
  13. New Scam! Beware!

    Started by A. Spruce, 01-13-2010 09:28 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,930
    09-18-2012, 03:08 AM Go to last post
  14. Question waterheater elements

    Started by jmartin, 12-05-2009 04:25 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 2,705
    03-09-2010, 04:30 AM Go to last post
  15. Ouch!

    Started by Sombreuil_mongrel, 09-25-2014 09:16 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,647
    09-26-2014, 01:33 AM Go to last post
  16. Two Framers

    Started by dj1, 04-25-2012 01:23 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,545
    08-31-2012, 04:14 PM Go to last post
  17. Latex paint thinner

    Started by 67drake, 06-03-2013 06:26 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,420
    06-03-2013, 06:26 AM Go to last post
  18. The Plumber and the Brain Surgeon

    Started by dj1, 04-27-2012 11:48 PM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,366
    12-09-2012, 09:36 PM Go to last post
  19. Home Improvement Jokes

    Started by Jay W, 08-23-2007 01:57 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,360
    08-23-2007, 01:57 PM Go to last post
  20. How to drive a nail

    Started by A. Spruce, 10-06-2007 11:22 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,359
    10-06-2007, 11:42 AM Go to last post

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