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Board: Home Improvement Jokes

Q: What did the window say to the door?
A: What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the pane!

But, seriously, folks, we're looking for the funniest home improvement jokes ever. Tell us your joke! It might get published in our magazine! Please provide your first name, last initial, city, and state, too.

  1. Community Joke Thread

    Started by Poison Oak, 01-27-2013 07:05 PM
    3 Pages
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    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 12,878
    09-27-2013, 08:04 AM Go to last post
  2. Stupid Codes

    Started by Fencepost, 11-02-2012 11:48 PM
    2 Pages
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    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 7,741
    06-23-2014, 02:05 AM Go to last post
  3. Funny Home improvement video

    Started by spork_or_foon, 10-22-2009 01:54 PM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 7,121
    12-25-2013, 05:59 AM Go to last post
  4. Sign on electricians truck

    Started by Sparkywire, 01-18-2008 11:24 AM
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    1 2
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 5,306
    02-23-2012, 07:52 AM Go to last post
  5. Important OSHA Warning on Ladder Safety

    Started by A. Spruce, 11-04-2007 02:28 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 5,101
    06-01-2008, 12:25 AM Go to last post
  6. Concrete Finishing 101

    Started by A. Spruce, 12-20-2011 11:17 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 5,066
    04-04-2012, 07:48 AM Go to last post
  7. Doctor Visits

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-25-2008 02:58 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    fun things, humor, joke
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 4,849
    09-16-2011, 09:28 PM Go to last post
  8. TOH Alum Get Together

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-23-2014 12:22 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 4,670
    03-24-2014, 07:43 PM Go to last post
  9. This Old House

    Started by JacktheShack, 09-07-2007 03:23 PM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 4,492
    09-07-2007, 08:39 PM Go to last post
  10. Wink Redneck Carpenters

    Started by Sparkywire, 12-08-2007 03:14 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 4,302
    12-08-2007, 03:14 PM Go to last post
  11. My deck's bigger than your deck...

    Started by Alfetta159, 09-11-2007 07:45 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 3,884
    09-11-2007, 09:14 PM Go to last post
  12. Plans

    Started by A. Spruce, 05-11-2010 02:38 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 3,420
    08-30-2011, 01:07 AM Go to last post
  13. Ceiling Leek ... HELP!!!!

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-05-2011 06:49 PM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 3,315
    09-16-2011, 09:26 PM Go to last post
  14. Latex paint thinner

    Started by 67drake, 06-03-2013 06:26 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,246
    06-03-2013, 06:26 AM Go to last post
  15. New Scam! Beware!

    Started by A. Spruce, 01-13-2010 09:28 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 3,231
    09-18-2012, 03:08 AM Go to last post
  16. Home Improvement Jokes

    Started by Jay W, 08-23-2007 01:57 PM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,170
    08-23-2007, 01:57 PM Go to last post
  17. Ouch!

    Started by Sombreuil_mongrel, 09-25-2014 09:16 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 3,129
    09-26-2014, 01:33 AM Go to last post
  18. Question waterheater elements

    Started by jmartin, 12-05-2009 04:25 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 2,967
    03-09-2010, 04:30 AM Go to last post
  19. New Toolbelt Accessory

    Started by A. Spruce, 04-27-2013 02:11 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,964
    05-08-2013, 09:11 AM Go to last post
  20. Two Framers

    Started by dj1, 04-25-2012 01:23 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,870
    08-31-2012, 04:14 PM Go to last post

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