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Board: Home Improvement Jokes

Q: What did the window say to the door?
A: What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the pane!

But, seriously, folks, we're looking for the funniest home improvement jokes ever. Tell us your joke! It might get published in our magazine! Please provide your first name, last initial, city, and state, too.

  1. Community Joke Thread

    Started by Poison Oak, 01-27-2013 08:05 PM
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    • Replies: 25
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    09-27-2013, 09:04 AM Go to last post
  2. Work Ethic

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-12-2016 03:11 PM
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    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 1,019
    03-20-2016, 10:34 PM Go to last post
  3. Coworkers

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-24-2014 03:43 AM
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    • Replies: 20
    • Views: 2,707
    03-04-2016, 12:26 AM Go to last post
  4. Stupid Codes

    Started by Fencepost, 11-03-2012 12:48 AM
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    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 7,699
    06-23-2014, 03:05 AM Go to last post
  5. Plans

    Started by A. Spruce, 05-11-2010 03:38 PM
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    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 3,389
    08-30-2011, 02:07 AM Go to last post
  6. Question waterheater elements

    Started by jmartin, 12-05-2009 05:25 PM
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    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 2,949
    03-09-2010, 05:30 AM Go to last post
  7. Doctor Visits

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-25-2008 03:58 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    fun things, humor, joke
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 4,816
    09-16-2011, 10:28 PM Go to last post
  8. Concrete Finishing 101

    Started by A. Spruce, 12-20-2011 12:17 PM
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    1 2
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 5,044
    04-04-2012, 08:48 AM Go to last post
  9. TOH Alum Get Together

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-23-2014 01:22 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 4,642
    03-24-2014, 08:43 PM Go to last post
  10. Where are the jokes?

    Started by dj1, 09-18-2015 12:06 AM
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    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 1,239
    07-06-2016, 10:57 AM Go to last post
  11. Sign on electricians truck

    Started by Sparkywire, 01-18-2008 12:24 PM
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    1 2
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 5,284
    02-23-2012, 08:52 AM Go to last post
  12. A dog in a bar

    Started by dj1, 10-02-2015 09:25 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 1,888
    03-22-2016, 01:01 PM Go to last post
  13. Custom Construction

    Started by A. Spruce, 11-21-2015 02:40 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,605
    05-15-2016, 01:03 AM Go to last post
  14. Important OSHA Warning on Ladder Safety

    Started by A. Spruce, 11-04-2007 03:28 PM
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    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 5,080
    06-01-2008, 01:25 AM Go to last post
  15. Final Fix

    Started by danstrider, 05-25-2012 02:17 PM
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    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,189
    07-20-2012, 06:34 AM Go to last post
  16. Job Site Safety

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-04-2012 03:34 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,722
    09-06-2012, 06:39 PM Go to last post
  17. Two Framers

    Started by dj1, 04-25-2012 02:23 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,841
    08-31-2012, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  18. New Toolbelt Accessory

    Started by A. Spruce, 04-27-2013 03:11 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,932
    05-08-2013, 10:11 AM Go to last post
  19. A. Spruce Construction Company is now hiring

    Started by dj1, 03-04-2016 03:27 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 670
    03-07-2016, 01:23 PM Go to last post
  20. Ceiling Leek ... HELP!!!!

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-05-2011 07:49 PM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 3,300
    09-16-2011, 10:26 PM Go to last post

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