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Board: Home Improvement Jokes

Q: What did the window say to the door?
A: What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the pane!

But, seriously, folks, we're looking for the funniest home improvement jokes ever. Tell us your joke! It might get published in our magazine! Please provide your first name, last initial, city, and state, too.

  1. Door Repair

    Started by A. Spruce, 06-20-2016 03:15 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 855
    08-06-2016, 10:34 PM Go to last post
  2. Where are the jokes?

    Started by dj1, 09-18-2015 12:06 AM
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    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 1,288
    07-06-2016, 10:57 AM Go to last post
  3. Clocks

    Started by Fencepost, 06-09-2016 03:44 PM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 209
    06-12-2016, 02:59 AM Go to last post
  4. Custom Construction

    Started by A. Spruce, 11-21-2015 02:40 PM
    2 Pages
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    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,629
    05-15-2016, 01:03 AM Go to last post
  5. A dog in a bar

    Started by dj1, 10-02-2015 09:25 PM
    2 Pages
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    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 1,919
    03-22-2016, 01:01 PM Go to last post
  6. Work Ethic

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-12-2016 03:11 PM
    3 Pages
    1 2 3
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 1,050
    03-20-2016, 10:34 PM Go to last post
  7. A. Spruce Construction Company is now hiring

    Started by dj1, 03-04-2016 03:27 PM
    2 Pages
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    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 693
    03-07-2016, 01:23 PM Go to last post
  8. Coworkers

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-24-2014 03:43 AM
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    • Replies: 20
    • Views: 2,735
    03-04-2016, 12:26 AM Go to last post
  9. Two Workers

    Started by dj1, 05-29-2012 03:12 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,589
    11-07-2015, 09:18 PM Go to last post
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 554
    10-09-2015, 01:14 AM Go to last post
  10. Paint for the DIY First-timer

    Started by Mastercarpentry, 03-26-2015 02:31 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,448
    03-27-2015, 07:05 PM Go to last post
  11. Ouch!

    Started by Sombreuil_mongrel, 09-25-2014 10:16 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 3,120
    09-26-2014, 02:33 AM Go to last post
  12. Twss

    Started by Sombreuil_mongrel, 09-25-2014 10:06 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,343
    09-25-2014, 02:53 PM Go to last post
  13. Stupid Codes

    Started by Fencepost, 11-03-2012 12:48 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 7,722
    06-23-2014, 03:05 AM Go to last post
  14. TOH Alum Get Together

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-23-2014 01:22 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 4,654
    03-24-2014, 08:43 PM Go to last post
  15. Funny Home improvement video

    Started by spork_or_foon, 10-22-2009 02:54 PM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 7,108
    12-25-2013, 06:59 AM Go to last post
  16. Community Joke Thread

    Started by Poison Oak, 01-27-2013 08:05 PM
    3 Pages
    1 2 3
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 12,832
    09-27-2013, 09:04 AM Go to last post
  17. Latex paint thinner

    Started by 67drake, 06-03-2013 07:26 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 3,233
    06-03-2013, 07:26 AM Go to last post
  18. New Toolbelt Accessory

    Started by A. Spruce, 04-27-2013 03:11 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,946
    05-08-2013, 10:11 AM Go to last post
  19. DIY Electricity

    Started by A. Spruce, 02-04-2013 03:28 AM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,427
    02-05-2013, 02:23 AM Go to last post

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