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Board: Home Improvement Jokes

Q: What did the window say to the door?
A: What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the pane!

But, seriously, folks, we're looking for the funniest home improvement jokes ever. Tell us your joke! It might get published in our magazine! Please provide your first name, last initial, city, and state, too.

  1. Custom Construction

    Started by A. Spruce, 11-21-2015 02:40 PM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,480
    12-06-2015, 10:08 AM Go to last post
  2. A dog in a bar

    Started by dj1, 10-02-2015 09:25 PM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 932
    11-07-2015, 11:54 PM Go to last post
  3. Two Workers

    Started by dj1, 05-29-2012 03:12 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,389
    11-07-2015, 09:18 PM Go to last post
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 396
    10-09-2015, 01:14 AM Go to last post
  4. Where are the jokes?

    Started by dj1, 09-18-2015 12:06 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 697
    09-19-2015, 09:29 PM Go to last post
  5. Paint for the DIY First-timer

    Started by Mastercarpentry, 03-26-2015 02:31 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,197
    03-27-2015, 07:05 PM Go to last post
  6. Ouch!

    Started by Sombreuil_mongrel, 09-25-2014 10:16 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,930
    09-26-2014, 02:33 AM Go to last post
  7. Coworkers

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-24-2014 03:43 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 1,995
    09-25-2014, 04:34 PM Go to last post
  8. Twss

    Started by Sombreuil_mongrel, 09-25-2014 10:06 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,191
    09-25-2014, 02:53 PM Go to last post
  9. Stupid Codes

    Started by Fencepost, 11-03-2012 12:48 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 7,258
    06-23-2014, 03:05 AM Go to last post
  10. TOH Alum Get Together

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-23-2014 01:22 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 4,265
    03-24-2014, 08:43 PM Go to last post
  11. Funny Home improvement video

    Started by spork_or_foon, 10-22-2009 02:54 PM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 6,666
    12-25-2013, 06:59 AM Go to last post
  12. Community Joke Thread

    Started by Poison Oak, 01-27-2013 08:05 PM
    3 Pages
    1 2 3
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 11,974
    09-27-2013, 09:04 AM Go to last post
  13. Latex paint thinner

    Started by 67drake, 06-03-2013 07:26 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,832
    06-03-2013, 07:26 AM Go to last post
  14. New Toolbelt Accessory

    Started by A. Spruce, 04-27-2013 03:11 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,573
    05-08-2013, 10:11 AM Go to last post
  15. DIY Electricity

    Started by A. Spruce, 02-04-2013 03:28 AM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,159
    02-05-2013, 02:23 AM Go to last post
  16. The Plumber and the Brain Surgeon

    Started by dj1, 04-28-2012 12:48 AM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,579
    12-09-2012, 10:36 PM Go to last post
  17. The Homeowner

    Started by dj1, 08-17-2012 10:00 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,143
    10-04-2012, 03:29 PM Go to last post
  18. Cutting Plywood

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-30-2012 12:54 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,715
    09-30-2012, 05:43 PM Go to last post
  19. New Scam! Beware!

    Started by A. Spruce, 01-13-2010 10:28 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 3,147
    09-18-2012, 04:08 AM Go to last post

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