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Board: Home Improvement Jokes

Q: What did the window say to the door?
A: What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the pane!

But, seriously, folks, we're looking for the funniest home improvement jokes ever. Tell us your joke! It might get published in our magazine! Please provide your first name, last initial, city, and state, too.

  1. Paint for the DIY First-timer

    Started by Mastercarpentry, 03-26-2015 01:31 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 939
    03-27-2015, 06:05 PM Go to last post
  2. Ouch!

    Started by Sombreuil_mongrel, 09-25-2014 09:16 AM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,530
    09-26-2014, 01:33 AM Go to last post
  3. Coworkers

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-24-2014 02:43 AM
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    • Replies: 15
    • Views: 1,502
    09-25-2014, 03:34 PM Go to last post
  4. Twss

    Started by Sombreuil_mongrel, 09-25-2014 09:06 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 968
    09-25-2014, 01:53 PM Go to last post
  5. Stupid Codes

    Started by Fencepost, 11-02-2012 11:48 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 19
    • Views: 6,693
    06-23-2014, 02:05 AM Go to last post
  6. Two Workers

    Started by dj1, 05-29-2012 02:12 PM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,038
    06-08-2014, 10:37 AM Go to last post
  7. TOH Alum Get Together

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-23-2014 12:22 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 13
    • Views: 3,673
    03-24-2014, 07:43 PM Go to last post
  8. Funny Home improvement video

    Started by spork_or_foon, 10-22-2009 01:54 PM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 6,021
    12-25-2013, 05:59 AM Go to last post
  9. Community Joke Thread

    Started by Poison Oak, 01-27-2013 07:05 PM
    3 Pages
    1 2 3
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 10,800
    09-27-2013, 08:04 AM Go to last post
  10. Latex paint thinner

    Started by 67drake, 06-03-2013 06:26 AM
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,081
    06-03-2013, 06:26 AM Go to last post
  11. New Toolbelt Accessory

    Started by A. Spruce, 04-27-2013 02:11 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,116
    05-08-2013, 09:11 AM Go to last post
  12. DIY Electricity

    Started by A. Spruce, 02-04-2013 02:28 AM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,783
    02-05-2013, 01:23 AM Go to last post
  13. The Plumber and the Brain Surgeon

    Started by dj1, 04-27-2012 11:48 PM
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,277
    12-09-2012, 09:36 PM Go to last post
  14. The Homeowner

    Started by dj1, 08-17-2012 09:00 PM
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,866
    10-04-2012, 02:29 PM Go to last post
  15. Cutting Plywood

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-30-2012 11:54 AM
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,426
    09-30-2012, 04:43 PM Go to last post
  16. New Scam! Beware!

    Started by A. Spruce, 01-13-2010 09:28 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,855
    09-18-2012, 03:08 AM Go to last post
  17. Job Site Safety

    Started by A. Spruce, 09-04-2012 02:34 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,211
    09-06-2012, 05:39 PM Go to last post
  18. You Can Do It!

    Started by A. Spruce, 03-28-2012 02:08 PM
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,677
    08-31-2012, 04:15 PM Go to last post
  19. Two Framers

    Started by dj1, 04-25-2012 01:23 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,421
    08-31-2012, 04:14 PM Go to last post
  20. Innocent plumber

    Started by ralphtaylor, 06-29-2012 06:36 AM
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,441
    08-17-2012, 07:44 AM Go to last post

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